Voices Make Music

Wednesday went for cross country!! I came in last for the mass run! Then after that i was actually supposed to go for bowling training! but i was psycho by DIA-PLE and in the end went kbox with them. Poor bowlers must be missing their dearest captain! HOHO!!

Then we went ang mo kio there to eat BAN MEE!! So freaking nice can?!! One bowl only $2.50, then Zoe and i each bought a bowl and then we eat finish every single drop of soup! WOW! We're so in love with it lah, next time after school go there to eat again!

Went Kboxing! So cute lah, they got new drinks. LING MENG DI DI, SUAN MEI MEI, HAI DI YE YE & JIANG PO PO. Lemon, plum, sea coconut and ginger green tea! HOHO!! SO CUTE LAH THE NAMES!!! Then i tried DIDI, it was nice! And ordered SHIRLEY'S TEMPER!!! NICE ALSO!!

Sang lots of crappy songs, crappy until i dun want to elaborate lah. ZOE always sing out of beat, WALAO YOU ARE CAMPUS SUPERSTAR LEH! Then we just crap and crap inside lah! DIA-PLE ROCKS!! Maybe you are wondering what is dia-ple. Ok now i shall explain.

We were singing inside the kbox, then talked about diaphram, crazy zoe started to use her diaphram to talk. Extremely loud and totally like ah lian. Then after a while, elaine also started to use her diaphram to talk damn loud. They just went OH MY GOD!! SHUDDUP!! GIVE ME THE MIKE!! LAME CHOP!!!! Shout until super loud, then i was afraid that the people will come in and scold us, but apparently ZOE doesn't give a damn! Then i anyhow commented "wah, later police come and take us away" Which was suppose to be a joke lah.

Then i sing and sing and sing, suddenly i went OH MY GOD! POLICE! Then they still thought i am talking nonsense. Until the police came to our door, walk in and asked for our IC. WOOHOOO!! ELAINE scared until she almost died. For one moment we really thought they are here to catch us coz we shout too loud. Then it turn out that it was only spot check, they do that all the time lah! And they said we're dumb, GO KBOX JIU SHI YAO CHANG DA DA SHENG DE MA. And we realised how dumb we have been! HOHOHO!!

Since that day, ZOE has been acting like she's been possessed, forever using her diaphram to talk. She talk like super loud lah! if everybody talks like this, hello hello i am talking i am talking, then zoe's voice is something like HELLO HELLO I AM SCREAMING I AM SCREAMING. Then we all started to use diaphram to talk super loud in the school and even outside. So i named our clique DAN TIAN REN, which means DIAPHRAM PEOPLE. Then after a while it became DIA-PLE, combine the two words together. Cool right?!! We've set up a friendster account for dia-ple, and we will be setting up a dia-ple blog too! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Then after rampaging at causeway point, while dia-ple is going home, walking towards mrt station, then i saw nelson and his classmates. Then they said they're going OCC to bowl, so ask me to join them, and i did. Then bowled and i win every round lah, as expected. Then adopted a new daughter! yar that's it, too lazy to continue blogging, coz JIEYING IS DISTURBING ME TO PLAY WITH HER AND SHE ASK ME TO STOP BLOGGING. So i'll stop here for now.

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JB YOU ARE RETARDED. keep giving people nicknames. today call me DU NAIR BU. so crazy lah, the nickname that you give me.

i dunno how nair bu came about, but i think it's something like this. I am like the most hardworking and concientious student in class, HOHO. Then i hold these 4 big files with me wherever i go. Coz i'm super organised, everything sort nice nice. Then carry one bag and hold 4 big files, a bit clumsy lah. Then maybe i look like a milk mother carrying things for kids. So maybe that's why they started calling me NAI MA, which later on dunno why become NAIR BU. It sounds completely CRUDE.

Then the DU came about from AH DO. That sore throat singapore singer. Due to elaine saying that i imitate him until damn alike, then that idiot JB boy go and call me DU NAIR BU. it sounds very wrong please.

And anyway, today's CHINESE LITERATURE class we were supposed to decode some essays and explain what the acient china creatures were trying to say. Then we learned this story which is about one of the 4 beautiful women in china, named XI SHI. Since she is very pretty what, so whatever she do she also looks pretty. And this woman got heart problem, whenever her heart aches, she will frown. Then got one super duper retarded woman saw her frowning, then she thought "wow that woman damn chio, she frown, i also want to frown" then this moron went back to her village frowning. Then she was so freaking ugly that she freaked out the villagers, people even run away from the village upon seeing her (oh please, like i believe). So the moral of the story is to tell people that don't just do what other people are doing without knowing why.

DUMB RIGHT?

Firstly, i think China is like real pathetic. From what we have studied in Geography, it says that CHINA is the country that contributes a huge factor to the global population. In another words, china got damn a lot of people. You mean throughout the history they only got 4 beautiful women?! I feel damn sad for the men living in the past. Even in INNOVA JC i already see so many beautiful women, the whole of china, consisting of dunno how many billion people, and throughout the history, only 4 are beautiful. HOHOHO! i'll call it the Monster Land.

And another point is that, i believe the people are not just ugly, they are pretty DUMB too. Like how retarded it is to think that frowning makes you beautiful and you started mimicking what others are doing. Nowadays people say heaven is fair, if you are not as beautiful as other people, heaven will grant you knowledge! But then it seems like acient china people are not just ugly but damn retarded also. I dunno lah, perhaps GOD wasn't born then.

And 3rd point that i find stupid is that fact that the villagers actually run away upon seeing that ugly toot. OH MY GOD!! Isn't there even one person that has got a brain? Are you trying to tell me that if the woman doesn't frown, they will stay, when she frowns she actually wipes out the entire village population?!?!! And the people are damn idiot also, why you run when you see a dumb ass frowning? THEY ARE SO RETARDED CAN??

I wonder why am i studying acient china people's work lah, not like they are any cleverer than us. They write rubbish and nonsensical stuffs, and they are recorded in the book of history as saints. WALAO. If only i was born in the past, i would have probably been the emperor. I will just need to tell the emperor "Eh, today the GOD talked to me, he said i have to be the new emperor, if not he will destroy the whole world. If you don't believe, he said that if what he said is true, the sun will rise from the east tomorrow." Then i bet i will scare the living hell out of the emperor and i will just rule the kingdom lah. Anyway i am sure that i can do better than any of those dumbos. I got study history and social studies lah, more than enough already.

And if exams need to test on all these crappy essays, i think i will seriously die of stupidness. Study too much spastic essays, you will turn stupid.

Anyway JB sings freaking like a woman with that ultra high pitch, i've a recording of him and me singing SHAN HU HAI. Amazingly it sounds super duper nice. I hope i can upload it into my blog soon so that everybody can witness how gay JB BOY is.

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Yanlin, poor girl, i know you are in a bad mood, feel sorry for you too. So i'm gonna write your name, let you see your own name in my blog, this should make you happy. Since you are always asking for your name in my blog. Anyway, to all the readers of my blog, sometimes when you see the name renjie writing some nonsensical tags at the tagboard like "yanlin rocks" etc, you can be sure it's not done by me, in fact it's by yanlin herself, trying to use my name. STOP DOING THAT LAH!

And today KAI FANG with the cll classmates. sounds wrong lah!! the teacher wasn't here, then we all went like, ohh let's go KAI FANG (open discussion room at the library). then we sing songs inside lah, like kbox like that! lol! got lots of homework! so after blogging i must go and chiong already.

SAW TOI OUTSIDE INNOVA JC AFTER SCHOOL! she stepped my shoe lah idiot woman.

Then went to find jieying at causeway point to go home together. She went to play with a stray cat, so dirty right?! then i told her must wash hands when she reach home, coz the cat damn dirty, later will kena hand foot mouth disease. AND SHE ASKED ME "will meh?" AH GIRL! can't you tell it's not true?? I thought i am stupid enough already, you are the queen lah.

Then went home and played stupid solitaire with jieying. I lose almost all the time lah, so not fun, but i still play with her. just how sweet and nice can i be?!?!?! HOHOHO!! Coz she's bored so i play with her to entertain her!

Oh yar! then watched campus superstar! so poor thing lah sheena shermaine samuel and yangce. Today you all go there only sit there and listen to them talk. Then they never ask you all sing also! wahh.. But yangce! good for you lah, at least you got talk one sentence when doing the ending! hoho!

Anyway that reminds me, CONGRATS YANGCE!! hope it's true! yea and i think yvonne did superbly well today. If i'm the boss of playmusic i surely will sign her lah. She sang well, looks natural on stage, pretty, tall, sing the harmonising until so well. She can really be a great singer! If the boss of PLAYMUSIC happens to be at my blog for dunno what reason, SIGN HER SIGN HER!! YVONNE WILL MAKE LOTS OF MONEY FOR YOU LAH!!

Haix.. gotta go rush my 800 words chinese essay, maths and geography tutorial liao.

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Due to my lousy blogging skills, that's why i seperate the photos and my wordings. Let me explain those pictures.

The first one, jingyi went "renjie! so long never see you! must take your photo!! take a lot a lot!" then she placed the camera up close to my face, i wasn't prepared for it, so that explains that expression.

2nd photo, we havoc at the coffeebean, got a malay uncle to help us take photos of us opening mouth like idiots. Note, jingyi is opposite me, that's why she can take my photo so suddenly.

3rd picture, i love this one. ARTISTIC RIGHT?! we saw this mirror with the "break glass" thingy then we decided to take a photo of ourselves there. Yar, it's at orchard and there were lots of people. We indeed blocked the way, people were standing at the side waiting for us to finish taking photos. Cool photo, worth it anyway.

4th pic, we went to royal sporting house, then saw this scary model sitting on the floor doing yoga. So i took some pics of it, that is one those great photos that i have taken.

5th pic, beside the yoga model got one big ball, so we just chiong towards it like some idiots and started throwing it on the floor and jumped on it. Let me introduce that retarded looking lass on the ball, she is no other than JINGYI, and yar, she calls herself a slut which i dunno why also.

6th pic, yar it's nothing actually lah, just trying out all the caps.

7th pic, lazy to rotate it, saw that headless model! so i've decided to lend her my head. Cool right?!

LAST PIC! this one rocks! We were at MRT station, then at the platform we saw this fair looking guy with AFRO!! So cheeky jingyi tried to take his photo. So i stood in between jingyi and the afro guy, acting as if i am posing for photo, then jingyi zoomed into that guy's face and tada!! the birth of the 8th picture!

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Went to choa chu kang's kbox today with JB, elaine (campus superstar no.3) and her friend. Sang shan hu hai with JB, that sounded nice lah, though we are so gay.. hoho! then sang lots of duet songs with no.3, even recorded down with our phones. so nice man! she sing like god, i admire her like hell lah, she's my new idol! anyway i sang lots of songs lah, they say i imitate ah du until very alike, so i sing halfway they will go ah du ah du! then i will start to use his voice. can you imagine cao cao, yuan zhou gao fei & dao dai in ah du's voice? it sounded pretty cool though! hoho!!

i'm so in love with no.3's voice! she really sound super nice. we sang until 6pm plus! then after that i went to orchard to meet sam and gang from neighbourhood. so freaking retarded lah they! tell you what happened.

i wasn't familiar with orchard what, then they tell me they at scott's, then i dunno how to go, so they keep saying i stupid and mountain tortise. evil lah! so they gave me direction all the way from mrt station until i reach there. then stupid jingyi, her face so retarded lah, and so is she retarded. i tell you, she is stupid like shit. we went to this shop which i think is coffee bean, then she so nice go and get drink for me, but she go put lots of sugar inside, make me drink sugar water, IDIOT LAH. then after that i wanted to revenge, i suggested to add pepper in her drink when she is not around, then sam and felix agreed, so felix go add dunno what to jingyi's drink. i think got salt also. then very funny lah! coz everyone so fake!! pam went oh everyone let's come and toast, yam seng, very long never see each other already, jingyi come come, everybody take your drink, we finish in one big gulp ok? must one gulp! before that we tried taking a small sip from jingyi's drink, sann, sam, pam, felix and me tried the drink and we all agreed it taste like shit. hoho!

so here's the funny part, when we were prepared to drink, all holding the drinks, then suddenly jingyi stopped us, then she say "must one big gulp ok?! one mouth finish all!!" for one moment we still thought jingyi see through us, but she ain't smart, HOHO!! then we continued to YAAAAAAAAAAM SEEEEEEEEEEEENG! then we all drink, and watched her expression. She waited like 3 seconds before spitting the drink out! then pam said OMG jingyi you are stupid like shit lah! haha!!! retarded one leh! you should see her face, forever retarded one..

then sann took jingyi's graphic calculator, she wrote "jingyi sux", hoping to shock jingyi. then i thought that wasn't enough, so i added "and she is stupid like shit". then we return it to her. and we talk talk talk talk until quite long already then i suddenly ask jingyi to lend me her graphic calculator, then she go on it and screamed "WHO WROTE THISSSSSSS?!!" then she point at us and everyone denied. haha! then she gave the very scared and super nervous and ultra worried expression, "omg! if you all write one must tell me ok? i scared is other people write one" so turbo lah her face! so totally retarded.. then sam said "ok lah it's me lah it's me lah" then felix also said "no, it's actually me" then pam sann and me all went like "it's me lah sorry jingyi, i don't mean it." so stupid lah!

after that we went to walk walk and then took lots of spastic photos! lots of people looking at us! coz we like block the passage way. hoho! then the most retarded part was when sam used her hockey stick to lift up jingyi's skirt, then jingyi keep running away, almost bang into one woman.. so toot! and then we went to popular to walk walk. then went up the escalator, going upwards, then felix was in front of sam, then felix's bag accidentally hit sam in between her legs. then sam straight away said OUCH MY CHEEBYE! SO CRAPPY LAH!! vulgar leh she!! the whole thing happened like so fast! NEIGHBOURHOOD is a group of idiots lah! haha!!

talk loud loud in public, suddenly scream and all those. when we were leaving still gather one round say cheer. neighbourHOOD! we shouted the HOOD real loud, in the middle of orchard mrt station just outside the control room. everyone looking at us! hoho!! everyone in different school uniform at 9pm at orchard! haha! anyway, sann's uniform is very nice! YJC uniform sexaye! and she fold her skirt until short like hell, her legs so slim and long, guys see already will excited until they die lah. Sam's PJC uniform also not bad, actually the MI also nice lah.. haha!! anyway we were all from MI, that's why we know each other, so in our hearts we will always be the neighbourhood from MI! but still i think, IJC's uniform the best, coz of the design, got the rubber elastic band at the bottom of the shirt, then no need tuck in one..

tired already, will stop here!

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Today went to Pizza Hut with the campus superstars after school! Then we were singing and eating! So freaking fun to find a group of friends with the same interest. And we're gonna be classmates for 2 years! So happy lah!! Then we had lots of crazy plan, like we only started lesson for 4 days and then now we are planning for kbox outing and neoprint taking on saturday! Wheee! Anyay, when we were singing, they asked me how come my diaphram so power. So i said i train my diaphram by laughing. They were shocked lah! They actually didn't know this fact! Then everyone started laughing like morons in the restaurant testing, then they were convinced! lol. MAD KIDS, NO LIFE.

During break, JB passed a Graphic calculator to me, saying i've got a message from a girl. Coz you see, the stupid graphic calculator can actually type words in it when you turn it on. So that girl typed something and passed to me. Forgot her name anyway. It says :"something something something, love you so much. muackzz." i forgot what is written inside lah, but it sounded like some hungry lioness going to swallow me up, so i quickly cleared the message and returned the graphic calculator to JB. That's the bad thing about technology being too high tech, now people can even use calculator to send love letters. WAHHH!! To that girl, if you do happen to read my blog then i wanna thank you for your love! hohoho!! there are lots of cute people out there, i'm not one of them, i'm just stupid, slow, spastic and retarded. yea yea, so don't send me messages again! Concentrate on A levels!

I just blog whatever i think of, so it's like quite messed up, not in order one. If you not happy then who ask you come read my blog. =P Yar, campus superstar no.3 sang so super nice lah! She sing the ah mei song i think, she's from my first 3 months also. Why she cannot get into top 20? She sing very nice, really nice until can charm you until you die that kind. Then campus superstar no.2 was like forced by me to sing dao dai. HUHU!! she sing until so mian qiang! Then i sang ni zhui zhen gui with no.3, i sang the zhar bor part then she sing the man part! muohohoho! sang another duet song with no.2 also, but can't remember the name! OH MAN I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD TO SATURDAY!

And i realised something, some classes their PE lesson start so late lah! End super late also, where got people PE until about 6pm one. Insane lah! Next wednesday is cross country day! ZzZzzzZZzzzZZzzz, sian 1/2. So don't wanna go lah!

Yanlin is asking why her name is not in my blog, so here it goes. Yanlin Yanlin Yanlin. make me update my post again. Crazy girl lah.

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Oh man today i had to drag my bowling bag all the way to school, which is like so troublesome, heavy lah! One ball 14 pounds, then 2 is like 28 pounds? hohoho! strong me! charm lots of girls down there with my super big muscle!! HOHOHO!!

Geog lecture was so funny lah! i didn't know infant mortality rate in Africa is mostly contributed by diarrhea! OH MY GOD!! i was laughing like a moron in the lecture theatre then the lecturer was like, boy, why are you laughing? People die of diarrhea you still can laugh, not funny what. Then everyone in the lecture theatre turn and look at me, but i was still laughing, coz it was really very funny what! And i heard one guy said "they die in the toilet while shitting" SO FUNNY LAH!! Then the lecturer said, omg your whole face is red lah. Pai seh leh!! Everyone look at you coz you are laughing. But you can't stop me from laughing, coz it's funny. Then i heard someone said i'm cute from one corner of the LT! HOHOHO!! WHEEEEEE!!

And then during break while i was buying food with JB then we saw our chinese lit class's girls. Then JB suddenly said to her, eh i saw you on tv yesterday! then she laugh laugh laugh and he also laugh laugh laugh, then everyone laugh laugh laugh, only i stand there like semi-retarded dunno what is going on. Then i huh? huh? huh? what what what?? then JB explained, yesterday he watched tv and saw her on yong bu yan bai, the part where they showed some of the campus superstar contestants during auditions. Then he said he saw her getting in to the next round and went YAYYYYYY!!! like that lah.. then i went ohhh.. Then suddenly the other girl looked at me and said, i saw you. Ok that was pretty random, so i thought i appeared on tv yesterday also, but then she said no, she saw me during the auditions coz i was the one with the strongest fans, my fan base very big, she remembered the girls screaming. actually they are kelly's fans lah.. that's how she remembered me. And i said, wow you actually remembered me, then she say she also got join, and she went until 3rd round audition can?! and then i remember i saw her, so actually i saw her before, and she saw me before, but i cannot remember, she can remember, but she never tell me until today. IDIOT right? People slow so you must tell me if not i won't know what. Like so cool lah my chinese lit class, so many xiao yuan superstars. HOHOHO!!

Today went for our first bowling training! The team is like OH MY GOD lah, the coach Uncle Derrick also super random one. When i reach Orchid Country Club, the moment i walk in, i saw some familiar bowlers training there, which includes Colin and Weixiang from the Singapore Sports School. I'm like so impressed when i came in, coz they're good lah. Then as i approach the Team Innova, i was so freaked out. Wahh, i just walk in and then the coach points at me and say, you'll be the captain. LIKE HELLO? I haven't even touch the ball and you choose me to be captain already, am i too adorable or what? And the coach is funny, let me illustrate what happened.

coach: what's your name?
renjie: renjie
coach: what?
renjie: renjie...
coach: again?
renjie: oh, eh, renjie
coach: pardon?
renjie: RENJIE!!!!!!
coach: ohh... J1s all come over and gather here, this is your J1 captain, NIGEL
renjie: -.-"'

i swear i shouted loud enough for any human being to comprehend and pronounce my name properly, and nigel was nowhere close.

And then the training started, i striked but then it was a crappy shot coz i hit cross pocket. Then the coach suddenly point at me, i shocked tio so i jumped, then he went thumbs up. Then i was like, oh oh oh... He keeps thinking i'm the best player for dunno what reason, and he says i hold the ball like a champion, which is like so not true please. Then 95% of what he say to me and his instructions i don't understand at all. One of the shots my ball went slightly to the left, then he saw it and then he signal to me, then his arm went up with his elbow bended, then he look at me and point to his elbow and then point to the floor, as if i got infra red and can read what is going in his head.

Then whatever he say is so crappy lah, everyone was laughing at him, coz he's like one super blur middle aged man in his 50s. And he said he can bowl well even though he lost one finger, then i realised he lost his right index finger lah! OH MAN! I didn't notice it if he didn't say leh. Like how often do you get to see someone with 4 fingers except those cartoon characters.

Then he said "Innova JC is located at champions way, so you are the champions. and we will fight to be sports school, currently RJC is fighting with us, so we must work hard!" and that means we will have to compete with RJC to be the affiliation of Singapore Sports School i think. And he believes we can do it, which is like blatantly talking blindly. In order to win, we must beat them, but yar, there is like no way we can win them. HOHO! GIVE UP BAH MY FELLOW INNOVIAN BOWLERS!

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Today we got posted to our new class! Wheeeee! Finally we get our class for the rest of the year! My class is 0642B! It's quite pleasing lah, coz there are actually some people that are quite familiar in my class. Penny my OG mate, JB boy whom i know him through first 3 months in Millennia Institute, and finally that malay look alike chinese whom is also from 1st 3 months, but i dunno her name yet. Oh yar the Civics Tutor is fom Indonesia i think, or maybe Malaysia, can't really remember, but he's just not local. Mr. Foo! He said he knows many languages, i think got about 5, which includes malay, chinese, english, and some other languages that i forgot. His point was to let the malays know that don't think you use malay speak bad of him he cannot understand. HOHOHO!!

Anyway as i was saying, the reason i chose my combination, Econs, Geog and CLL is because i thought i would be posted to a class that is like pure chinese, but i was like totally wrong!!! My class majority malays lah! They group them in our class coz we are all classified as the Mother Tongue Lit students. Aiya but it's ok lah, my classmates are real nice people, i guess i am going to enjoy my stay in this class!! They remember me as Kelly, if you're thinking that this name was given to me like by some totally random means, then you are right. SO RANDOM LAH!! Yar and the CT was like saying I hope you people will volunteer to be in the class committee as you will definitely have something to gain. But ironically i was hoping that i would rather gain nothing. Waste time go be rep for what.

Then the first period came, Geography! Wow like i'm so excited walking towards the tutorial class together with JB and Penny, then when i got into the class i saw like only 5 malay friends in there, 4 girls and 1 guy. Then we went in and i thought maybe the rest were late or what. The truth turn out to be, there's only the 8 of us in that class! WOOOOOOOOOOO!! ok why am i excited? And the teacher is Mdm Gowri! She's like the funniest geog teacher that i've ever seen. Keep talking nonsense and make us laugh like idiots. She saw Penny and went, do you have a twin sister? Then Penny was like eh, no. Of course we will want to know why she asked that question, and her answer was, Oh it was just you in your ahmad ibrahim uniform, i thought i saw another girl who looks like you. Wah, lame until i almost die. Yar and maybe she finds me easily amused, she anyhow randomly pick me to be the Geog Rep without a valid reason, i swear it was darn random.

Then we went on for lunch, the canteen was so fully occupied, so i was like walking around trying to find familiar faces then can join in to share tables, and i saw some stupid faces, yar it was yuanrui, nelson and yanlin. So i just joined them lor. Ate laksa, wah the laksa was like so freaking hot and spicy so i only eat the fishball and fishcake lah, left the noodles untouched. Waste money right? Yar i know, purposely one, to show off to the girls that i am rich what. =P Oh yar to yanlin, she said my blog will not be perfect if i don't include her name in it. So must die die try to do something to her so that i have something to write in my blog, so i attempted to wack her head, but her reaction was quite fast so she blocked it. Yar that's it, i did something to her today, can record it down. Yanlin you must be so happy to see your name here right?!

After lunch, the time table says Inpedendent Learning, then we went HUH?? There was no venue stated, so i interpret it as FREE TIME FOR YOU TO SLACK AND USE COMPUTER AND THE LIBRARY HO HO HO LET'S CELEBRATE. And so we proceeded to the library! Yea and we looked through friendster, coz JB was like so fascinated with my friendster, he's like oh which campus superstar contestant am i going to see next?!?! I swear his behaviour was comppletely gay. We looked at samuel, zhiyang clara and yangce's accounts. Then just when we were having so much fun and the stupid bell rang, time to go for maths.

Oh Penny and JB are just as stupid, if not then stupider than me! I said our classroom was P3-3, then Penny that goondu led the way and brought us to P1-3. Imagine, i walked in, sit at the table, talking extremely loudly and saying hi to the people inside. Then suddenly something strucked me, isn't P3-3 supposed to be like on the third floor????? Then i stared at Penny, for the first time! i'm the first to realise! hohoho!! slow lah you!! PAI SEH CAN?!! walk in and talk to strangers.. TSKKKK.. Anyway, our maths class was quite fun, coz the teacher Miss Shen is like so cute lah, she's chubby and she talks like a moron, no no no, cannot say that, she speaks to us like we're teletubbies can? HAIRLOW! YO YO!! YAYY!! But it was fun anyway. Yar we played BINGO for icebreaking! HOHO that was pretty fun lah, coz we anyhow sign one, also dun care what is the criteria in the box. After bingo miss shen said we'll take photos! so we took the bingo paper and used the blank side of the paper to write the name that we'll be called in the class, then hold it up and take photo! My card was written CUTIE. hohoho! and so that was what the teacher called me for the rest of the day.

Yay after school, stayed at the canteen, waiting for nelson to end his lecture and go home together. Sitted at the canteen and talked to jieying, ongah, dexter and childporn (nicholas). It was raining tigers and lions, so there was like no way we can leave the school without umbrellas, coz Innova was like in the middle of nowhere, you walk out you die, no shelter at all. So we talked at the canteen. Played Ongah's PSP! it was fun at first but in the end it became bored, coz it's like one stupid racing game and we just play it over and over again. Finally rain stopped, then we walked out lah, heading towards the MRT station, the the rain starts to pour again. Cheat my feelings totally! But aiya it's ok lah, on the way there got shelters and HDB flats. Oh ya ya ya, while walking through this void deck, two malays were making out lah! then i was like omg they ah ah ah ah over there.. Then Dexter said eh don't mess with the people here. Of course i was wondering why lah, then he said this is the sa lak gao (369) block. Yar, the block number was 369. HOHO! Then there's this nursery or childcare centre, i cannot differentiate lah, it was infested with kiddos anyway. Then we said that's the 369 training ground, they teach the kids to flip tables if someone steals their toy.

On my way to MRT station then i saw Shaowen. We waved to each other and she was like wah so wet. Ok i also dunno why i blog this down but aiya lazy to press the backspace so never mind lah.

Then we headed home, on the way back i was trying to psycho jieying to join bowling with me, so that we can go home together since we live like 2 blocks away. Yar, didn't went to watch campus superstar today at mediacorp, partly is because of the heavy rain, then so decided to watch at home. And i bet with zhengning see who out. i said clara and renfred, she said adriano and dean. Loser will have to write I AM TORTISE in the blog. SO HERE IT GOES, I AM TORTISE.

I feel really sad for clara coz she sings better but cannot get through. But i think she should be happy to get here bah..

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Oh man i've got a blog! ZHENGNING rocks lah! Thanks so much for helping me start a blog, i'm like totally so lost when it comes to things like this. Anyway, I LOVE ZHENGNING LOADS! Hoho..

So many things to say man, today is shaowen's birthday! She invited me to her birthday party at her condo yesterday, then coz as usual i've got vocal training at tinybox so that's why i told her i had to go later, it starts at 6pm but i'll be there like about 8pm.

And so my training ends at about 7pm as usual, actually supposed to end at 6.30pm but the teacher always drag on but who cares lah, since i love singing so much. Then today we got a new teacher! His name is Keith! He's like only 25 years old and he's already a teacher, like totally so cool. He is like so funny lah, and he got a baby face, cute like hell. He's here coz Ernest lao shi left us, due to some reasons lah. So now we got a new teacher! Still prefer Ernest lao shi, coz he's the nicest and crappiest teacher i've ever had. Have seen Keith lao shi before coz he was one of the judges for TalentQuest, and i was one of the semi finalists!

Then during the lesson there was so much tension coz Dexter was late for lesson, like 45 mins late lah. Luckily it's not Fei Hui lao shi's class, if not i also dunno he die how many times already. Keith lao shi let him off coz it's his first lesson with us then he didn't want to make it a bad one lah. Talked so much about music production and theory, vocal qualities, vocal strength, vocal control, vocal feel, rythm, diction blah blah blah. This is the first ever lesson that we did not sing at all! Just talk about theory.

Anyway back to Shaowen's birthday party, the lesson ended at about 7pm so i left for her house at woodlands lah. Then on my way there Sam called me, she was like asking "hey you know shaowen ah?" Then i was like, eh how come you know that i know her, but i wasn't fast enough to ask her that so i just went oh yar i know her. So she jsut ended it with see ya later then! Then i felt so stupid lah, didn't ask her how she know i know her.

In case you all dunno lah, Sam is my friend from first 3 months at Millennia Institute, we belong to the same clique, we will skip lessons and stay at canteen to take spastic photos ya. And we named our gang the NEIGHBOURHOOD. You can actually find them in my friendster lah. Then she looks totally like those sports type of girl, coz she's always wearing this jersey and box shorts then look so cool lah, like how i know she is a dancer. It was later then i realised that they started dancing together in this dunno what school since very very very very young.

Shaowen is a friend whom i met at Arts theatre of singapore, we knew each other coz we dance together for a few shows lah, even though we don't perform together after a few shows but we became really good friends and it's been 3 years since. Yar i never knew that she is good old friends with Sam. The world is so small lah, i mean singapore.

Then although it's not the first time i went to her house but i still lost my way again, coz i tried taking a short cut but then i ended up losing my way, but anyway it's nothing new, i always lose my way lah. Then i walked into the wrong condo again, felt stupid, coz the other time i came, i walked into the wrong condo also. And i still went all the way up to tower 3 and tried to find the unit but cannot find leh. Friends are always there to rescue you when you need help, thank god i got friends. hohoho!

Then when i reach there shaowen's mom was like, oh renjie you're here, go and eat. Then i just walked towards this group of people who were BBQing. And she immediately screamed RENJIE! NOT THERE! THAT ONE IS OTHER PEOPLE'S PARTY, HERE LAH! Then everyone was staring at me like some total retard. But aiya who cares, i'm used to embarassing myself in public. Still remember few days ago stupid Val and Vinnie tricked me into the ladies at civics centre. So malu lah! I walked in then there is this aunty who went "ah boy, there hor" pointing to the gents. WAHH.. MALU LIKE HELL. I suggest all the evil and saddists out there to stop bullying your slower friends.

Ok back to the party, those friends were mostly i dunno one lah, i only know those dancers like eewei, jiale, apple and sam. So they took me to the club house, which got air con lah, so not so bad, then they sort of talked nonsense there lah. Sam took me there by cutting through the ladies. SO SCARY CAN, like so scared inside got one aunty again. Then we were there just slacking lah, not knowing what is going on outside at the BBQ area. Then keep hearing some old man and old woman singing super old hokkien songs, i think those songs should extinct lah.

Anyway i didn't get to know any of shaowen's other friends like those from ahmad ibrahim sec, so everyone felt anti social, coz you look around and all the face never see before one. Yea somehow we migled among ourselves after the party is over, like about 2am? We walked to the nearby coffee shop and chatted until 7am, without shaowen. Never imagined that lah! 5 of us, junqin, jim, nicholas and i forgot his name. Ya so we chatted about almost everything lah, from 2am to 7am. Then went home and sleep lor, until when i just woke up i've decided to start blogging! So my dear zhengning came to help me! Love you so much man!! Don't be yangce's sister already lah, come and be my sister. hohoho!

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Name: RenJie
DOB: 27 Feb 1989
School: PXPS, CHS, MI, IJC, Focus
Location: Yishun
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