Voices Make Music

Oh man today i had to drag my bowling bag all the way to school, which is like so troublesome, heavy lah! One ball 14 pounds, then 2 is like 28 pounds? hohoho! strong me! charm lots of girls down there with my super big muscle!! HOHOHO!!

Geog lecture was so funny lah! i didn't know infant mortality rate in Africa is mostly contributed by diarrhea! OH MY GOD!! i was laughing like a moron in the lecture theatre then the lecturer was like, boy, why are you laughing? People die of diarrhea you still can laugh, not funny what. Then everyone in the lecture theatre turn and look at me, but i was still laughing, coz it was really very funny what! And i heard one guy said "they die in the toilet while shitting" SO FUNNY LAH!! Then the lecturer said, omg your whole face is red lah. Pai seh leh!! Everyone look at you coz you are laughing. But you can't stop me from laughing, coz it's funny. Then i heard someone said i'm cute from one corner of the LT! HOHOHO!! WHEEEEEE!!

And then during break while i was buying food with JB then we saw our chinese lit class's girls. Then JB suddenly said to her, eh i saw you on tv yesterday! then she laugh laugh laugh and he also laugh laugh laugh, then everyone laugh laugh laugh, only i stand there like semi-retarded dunno what is going on. Then i huh? huh? huh? what what what?? then JB explained, yesterday he watched tv and saw her on yong bu yan bai, the part where they showed some of the campus superstar contestants during auditions. Then he said he saw her getting in to the next round and went YAYYYYYY!!! like that lah.. then i went ohhh.. Then suddenly the other girl looked at me and said, i saw you. Ok that was pretty random, so i thought i appeared on tv yesterday also, but then she said no, she saw me during the auditions coz i was the one with the strongest fans, my fan base very big, she remembered the girls screaming. actually they are kelly's fans lah.. that's how she remembered me. And i said, wow you actually remembered me, then she say she also got join, and she went until 3rd round audition can?! and then i remember i saw her, so actually i saw her before, and she saw me before, but i cannot remember, she can remember, but she never tell me until today. IDIOT right? People slow so you must tell me if not i won't know what. Like so cool lah my chinese lit class, so many xiao yuan superstars. HOHOHO!!

Today went for our first bowling training! The team is like OH MY GOD lah, the coach Uncle Derrick also super random one. When i reach Orchid Country Club, the moment i walk in, i saw some familiar bowlers training there, which includes Colin and Weixiang from the Singapore Sports School. I'm like so impressed when i came in, coz they're good lah. Then as i approach the Team Innova, i was so freaked out. Wahh, i just walk in and then the coach points at me and say, you'll be the captain. LIKE HELLO? I haven't even touch the ball and you choose me to be captain already, am i too adorable or what? And the coach is funny, let me illustrate what happened.

coach: what's your name?
renjie: renjie
coach: what?
renjie: renjie...
coach: again?
renjie: oh, eh, renjie
coach: pardon?
renjie: RENJIE!!!!!!
coach: ohh... J1s all come over and gather here, this is your J1 captain, NIGEL
renjie: -.-"'

i swear i shouted loud enough for any human being to comprehend and pronounce my name properly, and nigel was nowhere close.

And then the training started, i striked but then it was a crappy shot coz i hit cross pocket. Then the coach suddenly point at me, i shocked tio so i jumped, then he went thumbs up. Then i was like, oh oh oh... He keeps thinking i'm the best player for dunno what reason, and he says i hold the ball like a champion, which is like so not true please. Then 95% of what he say to me and his instructions i don't understand at all. One of the shots my ball went slightly to the left, then he saw it and then he signal to me, then his arm went up with his elbow bended, then he look at me and point to his elbow and then point to the floor, as if i got infra red and can read what is going in his head.

Then whatever he say is so crappy lah, everyone was laughing at him, coz he's like one super blur middle aged man in his 50s. And he said he can bowl well even though he lost one finger, then i realised he lost his right index finger lah! OH MAN! I didn't notice it if he didn't say leh. Like how often do you get to see someone with 4 fingers except those cartoon characters.

Then he said "Innova JC is located at champions way, so you are the champions. and we will fight to be sports school, currently RJC is fighting with us, so we must work hard!" and that means we will have to compete with RJC to be the affiliation of Singapore Sports School i think. And he believes we can do it, which is like blatantly talking blindly. In order to win, we must beat them, but yar, there is like no way we can win them. HOHO! GIVE UP BAH MY FELLOW INNOVIAN BOWLERS!

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