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JB YOU ARE RETARDED. keep giving people nicknames. today call me DU NAIR BU. so crazy lah, the nickname that you give me.

i dunno how nair bu came about, but i think it's something like this. I am like the most hardworking and concientious student in class, HOHO. Then i hold these 4 big files with me wherever i go. Coz i'm super organised, everything sort nice nice. Then carry one bag and hold 4 big files, a bit clumsy lah. Then maybe i look like a milk mother carrying things for kids. So maybe that's why they started calling me NAI MA, which later on dunno why become NAIR BU. It sounds completely CRUDE.

Then the DU came about from AH DO. That sore throat singapore singer. Due to elaine saying that i imitate him until damn alike, then that idiot JB boy go and call me DU NAIR BU. it sounds very wrong please.

And anyway, today's CHINESE LITERATURE class we were supposed to decode some essays and explain what the acient china creatures were trying to say. Then we learned this story which is about one of the 4 beautiful women in china, named XI SHI. Since she is very pretty what, so whatever she do she also looks pretty. And this woman got heart problem, whenever her heart aches, she will frown. Then got one super duper retarded woman saw her frowning, then she thought "wow that woman damn chio, she frown, i also want to frown" then this moron went back to her village frowning. Then she was so freaking ugly that she freaked out the villagers, people even run away from the village upon seeing her (oh please, like i believe). So the moral of the story is to tell people that don't just do what other people are doing without knowing why.

DUMB RIGHT?

Firstly, i think China is like real pathetic. From what we have studied in Geography, it says that CHINA is the country that contributes a huge factor to the global population. In another words, china got damn a lot of people. You mean throughout the history they only got 4 beautiful women?! I feel damn sad for the men living in the past. Even in INNOVA JC i already see so many beautiful women, the whole of china, consisting of dunno how many billion people, and throughout the history, only 4 are beautiful. HOHOHO! i'll call it the Monster Land.

And another point is that, i believe the people are not just ugly, they are pretty DUMB too. Like how retarded it is to think that frowning makes you beautiful and you started mimicking what others are doing. Nowadays people say heaven is fair, if you are not as beautiful as other people, heaven will grant you knowledge! But then it seems like acient china people are not just ugly but damn retarded also. I dunno lah, perhaps GOD wasn't born then.

And 3rd point that i find stupid is that fact that the villagers actually run away upon seeing that ugly toot. OH MY GOD!! Isn't there even one person that has got a brain? Are you trying to tell me that if the woman doesn't frown, they will stay, when she frowns she actually wipes out the entire village population?!?!! And the people are damn idiot also, why you run when you see a dumb ass frowning? THEY ARE SO RETARDED CAN??

I wonder why am i studying acient china people's work lah, not like they are any cleverer than us. They write rubbish and nonsensical stuffs, and they are recorded in the book of history as saints. WALAO. If only i was born in the past, i would have probably been the emperor. I will just need to tell the emperor "Eh, today the GOD talked to me, he said i have to be the new emperor, if not he will destroy the whole world. If you don't believe, he said that if what he said is true, the sun will rise from the east tomorrow." Then i bet i will scare the living hell out of the emperor and i will just rule the kingdom lah. Anyway i am sure that i can do better than any of those dumbos. I got study history and social studies lah, more than enough already.

And if exams need to test on all these crappy essays, i think i will seriously die of stupidness. Study too much spastic essays, you will turn stupid.

Anyway JB sings freaking like a woman with that ultra high pitch, i've a recording of him and me singing SHAN HU HAI. Amazingly it sounds super duper nice. I hope i can upload it into my blog soon so that everybody can witness how gay JB BOY is.

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