A girl asks her boyfriend to come
over
Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since
this is
such a
big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend
thatafter dinner, she would like to go out and
make
love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had
sex
before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to
getsome condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it's his
first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to
know
about
condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the
boy
how
many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-
pack, or
family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because
he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first
time
and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on
in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner
table
where the girl's parents are seated. The
boy
quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep
in
prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement
from
the
boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head
down,
the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had
no
idea
your
father was a pharmacist."
* * * * * * * * *
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