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My idol!
CHARLENE CHEN!

Don't be too shock to see your photo here ok! You're my idol! Totally love your singing, pretty babe too! Combination of Gayle, Jasmine and Rahimah. LOL!

Priscilla and Charlene, finalists of Teenage Icon.

Charlene Chen for Teenage Icon!! Buy her singles ok!! I'll scream for you!!

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Today went home together with agnes, was just talking about how inactive my blog has been. So i'm here to talk a little about my life.

And all you kaypo people out there, this is for you. Actually I don't like you people saying that weixing is my rival. It spoils our friendship, even if not now, it will soon. And listen up, I treat weixing as a good friend, and i admire him as a person. He's got a nice character, a faithful and loyal friend i would say. Talented sportsperson too. Stop the nonsense, this is getting overboard, stop at the right time please. I don't mind you people joking about it at sometimes but not when the parties involved are in the scene. It's rather sensitive and awkward. I'm really feeling very uneasy about it. Put yourselves in our shoes please. Why do you have to sow discord between friends?

Just in case you don't know. I feel so uncomfortable when i see them, so much that i would just choose to avoid approaching them if possible. Not because i'm jealous, but the stupid unnecessary comments that you all made. I totally don't know what to do, what to say and how to react. It puts me in a very difficult position.

And yes i do admit that what you guys were saying are true. I don't deny that i do have a liking towards her. And everyone has got the right to choose the person they like. But have i even said anything about fighting with weixing over her? In case you people don't know, i'm not even planning to talk to her. Coz if i do, I can foresee more problems arising. Count me out of this whole thing, they are doing just fine, and i don't want to interfere.

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7:53 PM,
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*5 Lessons*

*LESSON 1 *

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff" and he Was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff" and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*

*LESSON 2*

Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document which my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the 'START' button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

*MORAL - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING*

*LESSON 3*

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese! etc......???"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked, "What kind of 'key' was he".

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I?"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

*MORAL - NEVER INSULT ANYONE*

*LESSON 4*

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle,

He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of Water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so Happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and Immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so Contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."

*MORAL - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN*

*LESSON 5*

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.

Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.

Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.

Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go.

Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brainsee where it's going.

Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief

Day 2 -Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly

Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable

Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred

Day 5- Blood became toxic and poisoned the body

Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE. *

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10:18 PM,
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Today i made a huge huge discovery. Don't ever mess with a kid, coz if you do, the next moment you may just perish. Trust me, i'm always around kids. Their mentality is just freaky. They don't just bite, coz kids evolved over the years. I've got a sister, and i disturbed her, which almost cost me my entire generation. THEY CAN EVEN SACRIFICE OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS, HOW SCARY CAN THEY BE?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "WTF! Momma, ALL of grandma's hairs are white."

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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5:15 PM,
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Bloody hell! France lost!

I wanted France to win soooo much after the dismissal of Brazil. These two teams are highly skilled and possesses several talented individuals. Furthermore, their team chemistry were marvellous, having improved over the tornament, both teams had great atmosphere and boosted morale. But why they had to meet so early in the tornament? At the quarter finals.

And I knew two of these teams will be only left with one after that round. So i hoped that whichever team wins, they will grab that most coveted golden and green throphy home. And then Brazil lost, even though I was in dismay, I hoped that France would go all the way and become the champion. but they were a letdown in the finals. SOBS! But anyway, I think they played well, if ZIDANE didn't give that headbutt away, they would have won.

Why you go head butt him?!! See lah see lah! Kena sent off. You could have been the one raising the throphy, dammit! So old already still cannot think.

Now can only see other people raise it lah.

Now you happy liao lah. Nah Beh Gong Kia. TMD.

And other than France and Brazil, another team that i also hope to do well is england. It's one of the most popular teams in Singapore. Coz of the EPL i guess. And they did very badly this time round, losing to Portugal at the quarter finals. Even before reaching that round, all their performances were sloppy. Weak defence, not enough strikers, Lampard missing all his shots, cannot take penalty etc. And now, after analysing, i'm gonna tell you why i think they did so badly.

SWEDISH FAN

PORTUGESE FAN

AUSTRALIAN FAN

BRAZIL

TRINIDAD & TOBAGO

DUTCH FAN

ITALIAN FAN

POLISH FAN

PARAGUAY FAN

And

ENGLISH FAN

WTF?! Now you know why. GG England.

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10:32 PM,
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HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!

These songs are just so super nice! Disney rocks!

This movie is about a guy and a girl, Troy and Gabriella, who got to know each other through a new year party. They kept low profile at the party, but were sabotaged by the host to perform a song together, but they proved otherwise and rocked the house, even they couldn't believe it at first.

After a few weeks when school reopens, Troy returned to East High coming to realise that Gabriella became his new classmate. And since the day they sang together, they were attracted to each other. In just a short period of time, they found themselves to be always looking out for each other.

Then came the school's musical audition, Troy and Gabriella were keen to take part, but as the team captain of the Wild Cats basketball team, Troy faced objections rising from his team and father, who is the coach of Wild Cats. They wanted Troy to focus in his training and win the tornament, as well as to stop thinking about the musical audition. Thus troy's teammates approached Gabriella's good friends and decided that they wanted to seperate the two of them, so that Troy and Gabriella can focus in where "they belong to". Troy, in the basketball team, and Gabriella, the science club.

After their plot succeeded, Troy and Gabriella returned to their group of friends. But no matter what they do, they could not focus, screwing up everything. At this point of time, Troy and Gabriella's friends realised what a grave mistake it was to seperate them, thus they decided to help them achieve their dreams.

This movie is super nice! Damn sweet lah! Must watch. I love the songs and the dances. The female lead of the show, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, she's so sweet and pretty lah!! I'm in love with her. Anyway i've put up 2 of the clips from the movie "High School Musical". Hope you guys will like it too!

The first video, the first time that Troy and Gabriella met. After being sabotaged by the host of the party, Troy and Gabriella had no choice but to perform karaoke, singing "Start of Something New"

The second video, the audition of the musical. Troy and Gabriella performing the song "Breaking Free", with their friends and supporters below cheering for them.

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Frank Lampard

This man is probably the best player in this business, but his luck is like so suay lah. I think he has been cursed, by some portugal player, probably Ricardo casted black magic on him. Fearing that he will score 10 goals against him. He has not scored a single goal since the beginning of the world cup finals, even though he took the most shots in the entire tornament. It's so disappointing to see England being eliminated.

Brazil lost too! AHHHH!! Why must Brazil meet France so early in the tornament! Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Adriano, Kaka, Robinho, Cafu, Carlos, Juan, Lucio, Ze Roberto!! Lost!!

Actually France is a wonderful team. Their defence is almost flawless, and they have lots of good players like Zidane, Ribery, Henry, Sagnol and Thuram. Their teamwork and chemistry is one of the best among all the teams. Now that Brazil and England are out, I hope France will win.

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Pics from the performance.

tights

sandals!

in the changing room

ciyi, i hope you see my blog, you're in tights

guodong

another mirror

haha the fan, i caught a cold lah, thanks to it

the dumb hanger

as you can see, i'm real bored in the cahnging room

yar this is the pervert look

the kids and their reluctant smiles

i can never differentiate them

lame ass

group photo

after the show we went for steamboat at marina south! then took a photo of this

and this

Most probably this will be the last time i'm acting in arts theatre of singapore. It's changed so much from what it was in the past. All my beloved teachers and friends are gone. Left one by one. And the standarrd of the show is getting from bad to worse. Used to act in Victoria Theatre, such a big stage, then to jubilee hall, then ulu pandan CC, smaller and smaller, stage and my passion.

Fan lao shi, Liu Qin lao shi, Fu Yang lao shi, Zhu lao shi, Xiang Qi lao shi and many more lao shis, all gone one by one, for a better future. And my fellow dancers are also gone for better futures, shaowen, eewei, lucinda, andy, junqin and more. Even actors are gone too, adults and kids. Eugene, Louis, Ren ni, Valarie, Vinnie. Even the makeup people are gone. All the laughter gone with them.

I'll be going next. I've learned a lot here, gained a lot, made a lot of friends, had lots of unforgettable memories, but they are memories, never going to come back.

Bye bye Arts Theatre.

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Name: RenJie
DOB: 27 Feb 1989
School: PXPS, CHS, MI, IJC, Focus
Location: Yishun
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